Koh Moh Ehs Tah Oohs Teh

This here's the Renfield Toasts and Travelers Facts wheel. Renfield brings you the finest!

This 5.5-inch wheel, compiled with the cooperation of Pan Am, gives the flying time from the U.S. to major cities all over the world. And once you get to your hotel, you can relax with a cocktail made from any number of liquors distributed by Renfield. If you want to greet the barkeep in the local lingo, then this wheel is at your service. You'll sound drunk even though you aren't!

Here is the recipe for a Mount Fuji Cocktail, courtesy of the Hotel Imperial in Tokyo:

1.5 oz. Gordon's Gin
3 tsp lemon
1.5 sugar syrup [1.5 of what?]
2 tsp pineapple
2 tsp cream
1 egg white
dash of Cointreau Cherry Liqeuer
cherry for garnish

Doesn't that sound refreshing after what the wheel claims is 30 hours of flying time? Don't complain. Just be glad you didn't have to fly to Singapore. You'd have 21 more hours to go! Is this why Pan Am is out of business?

That's all for today. I bid you air ev ed air che.