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This unremarkable wheel was, perhaps, a giveaway from the Baptist Memorial Hospital System ("where the patients' needs come first"). It's another first aid device and has some healthcare career information on the back. Is it just me or is there something a bit concerning about requiring only sixteen weeks of training to be a surgical technologist but an entire year to qualify as a hospital chaplain?

The Northeast location and the Southeast location look an awful lot alike, don't they?

(Hey, Nancy: Is this where Bruce works?)